Meet Santa! And his… horses?
Dec 4th 2008carltonfunny ha ha
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They teach us not to pee on our hands…
Apr 23rd 2008carltonfunny ha ha
One day I walk in to the bathroom at work to see this contraption next to the sink.
This device has a 0.3mm x 9″ slot through which it pushes unheated air. The website claims the air is moving at 400mph, which I assume is prior to hitting the 0.3mm slot, but who knows. Essentially it creats a “blade” of air that wipes your hands dry in some stupidly fast amount of time.
It does get your hands dry after you pass them through a couple of times, but it’s a little weird. I’d rather use paper towels so I don’t have to grab that nasty door handle on the way out of the room. Not everyone stops at the sink on the way out… Also, the space to put your hands is great for someone with small hands but is less good for someone with hands intended to knock yo punk ass out.
Anyway, this isn’t a review, I just think it’s funny. One day I’ll take a picture of the toilet handle that says to push it UP for #1 and DOWN for #2…
Robotic Dog…
Mar 24th 2008carltonfunny ha ha & Geeky & Social
This is pretty amazing footage of what is likely to be the device used to kill all of us when our government finally goes all the way over the edge. It’s a happy post Easter thought I just couldn’t resist sharing. Follow the link below…
Hilarious
Feb 20th 2008carltonfunny ha ha
I can’t resist sharing this list with you. These are pictures of students showing off their science fair projects and it is nothing short of precious. This is but one example of many. Click on it and scroll through the many science projects. As a disclaimer, I have no idea who these kids are and have no connection with any of the “work” they are showing off.
SCO Group files for bankruptcy protection
Sep 14th 2007carltonfunny ha ha & Geeky & Uncategorized
For those who know about the SCO Group’s activities in the recent past, you understand they inexplicably positioned themselves as enemies to the open source movement. They spread FUD (Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt) by threatening and suing people who made use of Linux without paying them huge royalties. Their argument was based on the thin claim that proprietary code they owned the rights to somehow made it into the Linux code base.
The result for the most part was the generation of negative energy from technologists toward their company. It was like they stopped developing products and decided their entire approach to business would be to cash in on patent investments by litigating.
As the title for this blog suggests, they are filing for bankruptcy protection. Karma? Probably more like bad decision come to haunt.
This is Stupid but Funny, Who knew I was Hot!?
Jul 29th 2007carltonfunny ha ha
I got this off the site http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/celebrity-collage.php which I guess is kinda cool. It looks like they want to be able to log into your social networking site to upload the picture. I wouldn’t recommend giving one site your login to another site, but you can just go and download the picture they create of your collage without doing any of that stuff. Too funny. I look a lot like Bridget Fonda.